Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Gwenyth Aint No Menace.

Taking to the North Sydney Streets like a Dame, Gwyneth makes us blush.

Gwyneth. What a beautiful name.

Why thank you, my brothers name was Bob, so he drew the short straw, didn't he just! Bo Ha Ha, gets me everytime.

What are you up to on this fine Thursday afternoon?

I just visited the clinic for my check ups. They make you wait a long time there, but I really am just so greatful to have the hospital and all the doctors there.

Oh my, I am quite struck by your walking stick there, Gwyneth. Where did you get that?

Well, it is solid oak. I had bought a much fancier one but then a friend gave me this one and it is just so trusty. I am certain that it has saved me from quite a few falls.

Walk me through your outfit.

All the ones at the self-care-home, where I live, tell me I always match my colours. and look what I have done today. As pink as a button.

Right down to your fancy breast cancer pin. Represent!

Monday, July 18, 2011

Dulcet Dulcie

Dulcie of Potts Point Brings in the red.

I love your look Dulcie. What makes you tick?

Well I try to just keep my look matronly really. I like nice simple and plain clothes but with a little pizzaz.

Fabulous. Where did you get that cardi from?


What colour is your lippy?

Well red of course but the name is something silly. I have it in my bag. Here it is. Its called Saucey tomato. How ridiculous.

Embrace that. Who is your idol?

Julie Andrews. She is a go getter, that’s what I like to see.

Who is your favourite musician?

Bob. Bob Dylan.

You are one cool cat Dulcie.


Thursday, July 14, 2011

Denture Penchant.

Any Lads and Lasses out there in need of denture repair and don't know where to go? Don't despair! Spotted; a fine establishment solely for that purpose on Bondi Road, Bondi.

Monday, July 11, 2011

She'll Make You An Offer You Cannot Refussssse.

Ray Ban's, Polka dots and Chloe's; Oh My!

Lucia of Aquafredda, Maratea, South Coast of Italy is the Godmother.

No one is going to mess with you Lucia- you are DECKED OUT!

Siete comici. Sì. hahahahah
( You are comic. yes. hahahahah.)

Where did you purchase your Chloe's? (Dove hai acquistato la tua Choloe è?)

Dove altro? Roma
(Where else? Rome.)

What inspires you? (Che cosa ti ispira?)

I giovani e la storia allo stesso tempo
(Youth and history at the same time.)

You are banging.( Si sta battendo.)
(Thank you.)

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

When The Moon Hits Your Eye Like A Big Pizza Pie, That’s Fashion!

Franchescha of Maratea, on the South Coast of Italy Brings the Mafia to shame in her stunning get up.

Franchescha, you make me feel like dancing.

Malto Benne, Grazia Bella.

Walk me through you outfit dollface.

Colore. si tratta di colore. io amo il sole. io amo il mare, che è ciò che mi ispira. (Color, color, and i love the sun. i love the sea, which is what inspires me.)

Se non guardare questo favoloso tutti gli uomini che non mi ama il modo in cui lo fanno. (if i did not look this fabulous all the men would not love me the way they do)

Ah, sì, sì, vita, amore e grande. (ah, yes, yes. living it loving it large)